Back to the subject at hand, yesterday was Day One at Ascot, and both the Queen and actress Amanda Holden opted for this season’s “it color”.
Today brought more pink; Princess Anne stood out amid a sea of black (L), and Jackie St. Clair (perhaps best known as Simon Cowell’s former girlfriend, good heavens) is on the right.
Clearly, dining before things get underway is a rigorous exercise.
Lending an entirely different meaning to the word “picnic”.
Back to our topic, the fashion sported by race-goers.
Above, a vertigo-inducing image, and below, efforts to avoid a chapeau tragedy.
Lest there be any confusion regarding proper apparel for watching the activities from the Royal Enclosure, let us we remind readers there are rules.
“Her Majesty’s Representative wishes to point out that only formal day dress with a hat or substantial fascinator will be acceptable. Off the shoulder, halter neck, spaghetti straps and dresses with a strap of less than one inch and miniskirts are considered unsuitable. Midriffs must be covered and trouser suits must be full length and of matching material and colour.”
Also looking smart yesterday, a cousin of the Queen and 34th in line to the throne, Princess Alexandra (L); on the right, the BBC’s Kate Silverton.
Sophie, Countess of Wessex (perhaps better known stateside as Prince Edward’s wife) was in muted tones both yesterday (L) and today (R).
The dress code is not only applicable to the ladies, back to the Official Rules:
“Gentlemen are required to wear either black or grey morning dress, including a waistcoat, with a top hat. A gentleman may remove his top hat within a restaurant, a private box, a private club or that facility’s terrace, balcony or garden. Hats may also be removed within any enclosed external seating area within the Royal Enclosure Garden.”
Most of the gentlemen looked topnotch, including soccer star Michael Owen (injured, thus not enduring the vuvuzelas at the World Cup) on the left, and on the right, jockey Frankie Dettori.
To read the full dress code code for those heading for the Royal Enclosure, click here.
The hat on the left is shared on behalf of the delightful Nautical by Nature, on the right, an elegant ensemble in what we’ll call royal blue. (Clearly the Silly Princess was let out today. Sigh.)
We’re not convinced matching one’s escort is necessary.
And we must query our cherished readers about this next image: is it just TP, or do these dresses look like something better worn in the boudoir? (They are prompting Paris Hilton Anti-Prep flashbacks for some reason, envision the involuntary eye twitch, the sudden jerking movement of the head.)
As someone who spent 18 years in broadcasting, naturally we read the Media Guide, you would expect no less. Trust us when we say it is full of amazing information, not all of it what we are used to seeing in such publications.
Vehicular Egress! Ladies, the easiest way to exit a vehicle is to take a firm hold on the back hem of the skirt, twist your body with your legs together until your legs are toward the exiting door of the vehicle, and then stand.
We are wondering if Australian entertainer Holly Valance (above) needed those pointers?
Here is another tip from the Media Guide for the gentlemen:
“Zips Gentlemen ensure these are always done up. A simple schoolboy error can spoil even the most distinguished of outfits!”
Here is a bit of insight from the Media Guide on an essential topic:
“…And Hats Simply the Ascot accessory! Wear hats straight on the head or tilted mysteriously over one eye. How a hat looks from the neck up is most important.”
The Guide also addresses the topic of footwear:
“Feet! No pain, no gain! High heels look fabulous but don’t neglect your feet girls! The site is a quarter of a mile long so lady visitors may wish to consider their footwear carefully…or just wear the heels, everyone knows they look great!”
It seems someone elected to leave the pain and/or gain behind.
Next, this lovely image of The Queen on her way to today’s events, definitely a Pretty in Pink.
And if one were seeking a Pretty in Pink and Green from Ascot, we can supply that image as well.
If wondering whether Princes William and Harry are enjoying the races, that is a ‘no,’ they are in Botswana.
Above we see Prince Harry and Prince William holding an African rock python yesterday, at an Education Centre they support. The final stop for this Royal duo includes watching the England vs Algeria World Cup match in Cape Town.
The young men are not the only royals doing the World Cup; Spain’s Crown Prince Felipe, and Princess Letizia at today’s World Cup match between Spain and Switzerland.
The outcome was an upset, Spain (reigning European champions) did not win the match.
Our final tidbit in what has become “Your Royal Update from the Princess,” a reminder about this Saturday’s big event, the wedding between Sweden’s Crown Princess Victoria and former fitness instructor Daniel Westling.
On the left, the Princess at a function last December, and on the right, leaving the Cathedral where the ceremony will be held.
We look forward to seeing the wedding gown the Princess will wear.
Until next time, may your afternoon be sunny and bright!
ADD’L PHOTO CREDITS:
- Stuart Wilson/Getty
- REUTERS/Luke MacGregor
- REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch