Hello-hello, all. The Consort here striding confidently mikeside to entertain you for a moment or two. The (lovely and talented) Princess has asked me to step as she frantically attempts to sort out too many business and social commitments. Strap yourself in… this is going to be a fun ride!
Let’s first discuss people doing bizarre things to unsuspecting pets:
What is it that makes people think a pug makes a cute flower? Besides the fact that they would be correct I have a great mental image of someone sitting at the kitchen table designing this costume. They look at the flowers in a vase. They look at the dog. Back to the flowers… Ding! Lightbulb moment and the rest is history.
Somewhere Lynda Carter is shuddering. I can’t believe Wonder Woman ever imagined looking like this. That face says a lot about the dog’s feelings about this whole costume thing.
I always thought that you could never go wrong with pigs and pirates. And I would be wrong.
Some pug owners venture off into the world of science fiction when they dress up their dogs. I can’t believe I actually wrote that sentence. But then for some people pink unicorns and Mr. Spock are very real. To those people I wish nothing but sparkly rainbows. Live long and prosper.
But take heart! Batman and Robin are on the case. Actually Robin looks he needs to push away from the buffet table but Batman is looking heroic.
It’s all fun and, bless their hearts, the dogs seem to be good sports about the whole thing.
Here’s hoping you have good luck as you put your Halloween costume together for this year. Trust me, there are some costume suggestions out there that will give you a case of the vapors.
It’s time for me to get back to the shipping department. Thank you for indulging me these few moments. Don’t forget to treat your waitperson well because they’re working hard for you today. Have a great weekend!