Are words really necessary here? If there is any better visual explanation of someone who is most definitely not ‘preppy,’ we’ve yet to see it. The first picture is Ms. Hilton’s arrival in Turkey for her duties as a judge in the Miss Turkey pageant. Apparently her arrival at the airport caused quite the stir, with photographers so frenzied some were injured in their efforts to procure pictures for our viewing. Perhaps hazardous duty pay is needed for these poor souls. (I guess words really *were* needed. Hhhmm.)